Frank Manzo Facts

You've probably heard of Chuck Norris facts. They're not really facts, just jokes that are based off of Chuck Norris and his "strength". Well we prefer Frank Manzo facts. Here are some facts about the 15x TAFC national champion from Brad Littlefield and our Twitter profile.

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Frank Manzo is currently planning which races he's going to...going to win.

If Frank Manzo lost a race, did that race ever really happen?

They're already preparing Frank Manzo's 2012 TAFC championship trophy as we speak.

Frank Manzo isn't on Twitter because enough people follow him on the racetrack.

Ever wonder how Santa can deliver toys all across the world in one night? Frank Manzo

Frank Manzo doesn't need a starter to get his Al-Alanabi funny car going. He just starts thinking hard and it turns over immediately.

Every TAFC racer has had the nightmare where they pull up alongside Frank Manzo in the water box.

Frank Manzo has been known to use a leaf blower as a supercharger, just for the challenge.

Frank Manzo's head gaskets are made of melted down Wallys.

A Frank Manzo Minute is a unit of time equal to 5.46 seconds.

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Frank Manzo once tuned a guitar to break the sound barrier.

Having Frank Manzo race through your mind is known as thinking quickly.

Frank Manzo's Matawan Missile is more powerful than an A-bomb.

The three greatest drag racers of all time are Frank Manzo, Frank Manzo, and Frank Manzo.

The precious metals Frank Manzo has accumulated in trophies rival those stored at the national reserve in Fort Knox.

Frank Manzo is responsible for more records than fellow New Jersey natives Bruce Springsteen and Bon Jovi.

To err is human. To be like Frank Manzo is divine.